Let’s read Q&A funny video game jokes to have a funny time. There are hilarious short jokes but more fun.

Q: What does Princess Peach sit on at a bar? A: A toad stool

Q: How does Yoshi feel when he gets hurt? A: Dino-sore

Q: What does Donkey Kong do when he sees a boat? A: He goes ape ship

Q: What is Zelda’s favorite breakfast side dish? A: A sausage Link

Q: What’s a toilet’s favorite game? A: Call of Doodie

Q: What is Mega Man’s favorite diet beverage? A: Dr. Light

Q: Which illegal substance does a gamer use to bulk up faster? A: Aste-roids

Q: What do you call the Nintendo Wii in France? A: A Nintendo Yes

Q: Which video game system is always late for school? A: Atardi

Q: Why is Toad invited to every party? A: Because he’s a Fun-gi!

Q: What did Wario name his art supply store? A: World of Wario Crafts

Q: Why do Koopa-Troopas find the world so off putting? A: Because they’ve lived a SHELL-tered life Q: What do you get when you cross the Madden NFL video game and a sick hamburger? A: Madden Cow Disease

Q: What is a Tomb Raider’s favorite after school snack? A: Croft’s macaroni and cheese

Q: What are Super Mario’s overalls made of? A: Denim Denim Denim

Q: Why did Frogger cross the road? A: Because you’ve been playing the game for hours and you’ve finally beat this level

Q: What did Mario use to talk to the boos? A: A LuWIGI Board

Q: What is Mario’s favourite play? A: Mamma Mia!

Q: How did Sagat cure Ryu from the measles? A: By giving him a Tiger Shot.

Q: Why did Ash get arrested? A: Because while you were in the bathroom he took a Pikachu.

Q: What was Bomberman arrested for? A: Indecent Explosure.

Q: Why did Mario cross the road? A: Because he couldn’t find the warp zone!

Q: What’s Samus’ favorite food? A: Metroid Prime Rib.

Q: Where did Mario buy his lunch? A: Mario Mart. Q: How did Snake save on car insurance? A: By switching to Gekko!

Q: Why did Dante not cut onions? A: Because he was afraid the Devils May Cry.

Q: What does a gorilla wear to the beach? A: Donkey thong.

Q: What did Shang Tsung say to the Aztec witchdoctor? A: Your soul is Mayan.

Q: What do you get when you cross Epona with a DeLorian? A: A Link to the past.

Q: What’s a Street Fighter’s favorite dessert? A: Abel Pie.

Q: What did the WWE Wrestler say to the video game controller? A: Are you ready to rumble pack?!

Q: What do you get if you tape a stick of dynamite to a hedgehog? A: SONIC BOOM!

Q: What do you call a Pokemon who can’t move very fast? A: A Slow-poke

Q: What did Link use to win the basketball game? A: His hookshot.

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