Let’s read Q&A funny video game jokes to have a funny time. There are hilarious short jokes but more fun.
Q: What does Princess Peach sit on at a bar? A: A toad stool
Q: How does Yoshi feel when he gets hurt? A: Dino-sore
Q: What does Donkey Kong do when he sees a boat? A: He goes ape ship
Q: What is Zelda’s favorite breakfast side dish? A: A sausage Link
Q: What’s a toilet’s favorite game? A: Call of Doodie
Q: What is Mega Man’s favorite diet beverage? A: Dr. Light
Q: Which illegal substance does a gamer use to bulk up faster? A: Aste-roids
Q: What do you call the Nintendo Wii in France? A: A Nintendo Yes
Q: Which video game system is always late for school? A: Atardi
Q: Why is Toad invited to every party? A: Because he’s a Fun-gi!
Q: What did Wario name his art supply store? A: World of Wario Crafts
Q: Why do Koopa-Troopas find the world so off putting? A: Because they’ve lived a SHELL-tered life Q: What do you get when you cross the Madden NFL video game and a sick hamburger? A: Madden Cow Disease
Q: What is a Tomb Raider’s favorite after school snack? A: Croft’s macaroni and cheese
Q: What are Super Mario’s overalls made of? A: Denim Denim Denim
Q: Why did Frogger cross the road? A: Because you’ve been playing the game for hours and you’ve finally beat this level
Q: What did Mario use to talk to the boos? A: A LuWIGI Board
Q: What is Mario’s favourite play? A: Mamma Mia!
Q: How did Sagat cure Ryu from the measles? A: By giving him a Tiger Shot.
Q: Why did Ash get arrested? A: Because while you were in the bathroom he took a Pikachu.
Q: What was Bomberman arrested for? A: Indecent Explosure.
Q: Why did Mario cross the road? A: Because he couldn’t find the warp zone!
Q: What’s Samus’ favorite food? A: Metroid Prime Rib.
Q: Where did Mario buy his lunch? A: Mario Mart. Q: How did Snake save on car insurance? A: By switching to Gekko!
Q: Why did Dante not cut onions? A: Because he was afraid the Devils May Cry.
Q: What does a gorilla wear to the beach? A: Donkey thong.
Q: What did Shang Tsung say to the Aztec witchdoctor? A: Your soul is Mayan.
Q: What do you get when you cross Epona with a DeLorian? A: A Link to the past.
Q: What’s a Street Fighter’s favorite dessert? A: Abel Pie.
Q: What did the WWE Wrestler say to the video game controller? A: Are you ready to rumble pack?!
Q: What do you get if you tape a stick of dynamite to a hedgehog? A: SONIC BOOM!
Q: What do you call a Pokemon who can’t move very fast? A: A Slow-poke
Q: What did Link use to win the basketball game? A: His hookshot.